while we wait here a little joke for you:
Three third graders, a Jew, an Italian and a Hillbilly kid are on the
playground at recess. The Jewish kid suggests that they play a new
game.
"Let's see who has the largest dick," he says. "Okay." They all agree.
The Jewish kid pulls down his zipper and whips it out. "That's nothing," says the Italian kid. He whips his out. His is a couple of inches longer. Not to be outdone, the Hillbilly kid whips his out. It is by far the biggest, dwarfing the other two in both length and girth.
The Jewish and Italian kid are stunned and amazed. "Wow that thing is
huge!" they exclaim.
That night, eating dinner at home, the Hillbilly kid's mother asks him
what he did at school today. "Oh, we worked on a science project, had a math test and read out loud from a new book ... and during recess, my friends and I played 'Let's see who has the largest dick."
"What kind of game is that, honey?" says the mother.
"Well, me, Sidney and Anthony each pulled out our cranks, and I had the biggest! The other kids say its because I'm a Hillbilly. Is that
true, Mom?"
The Mom replies: "No, Honey. It's because you're twenty-three" |
