Well rlevy, now we is gettin doun ta da ishshoes. Now reefern ta da leagulliezashuns of POKULOLO, I taks it yorn talkin bout yorn Mary-G-wanna, herb, grass, dubeage, MJ, Mary Jane, n least flatterin ofs all, pot.
Now meye views on dis ishshoe is whut is fair n bestus 4 America. So meye position on da ishshoe is dat yes dar wills be legulliezashun wid certains rules. Da first rule is if U sells or buys it, U gos ta jail, no flea bargans or whut evvar dem lawyars dos, U sell or buy it n U goes ta jail. Now U can gros yorn own whichd will B leagul, ups 2 six plants per persun. If U runs outs B4 da nex growin seasun, den you smoks 2 much pot sos U R Jonesin n spring isa long tine cumin.
Dis ways we taks organ-neyesd crime out of da pictur whichd leads ta udder crimes. Den dar R da med-O-cul ishshoes. If dat Sorros guy is out dar he may nos dis fact dat a frend wid da migraines tolds me bout. Mary-G-wanna cans prevents, dats right, prevents migraines. No medosins we havs cans prevents dem, jus treats um. Dis must B inhaled (so wonts works 4 Clinton) thru da nose ta works as it works on the nerve endduns dats livs dar.
It works fur cancer patients, n 4 peoples who R nawshush and udder peoples. Booze is much worst on yor body buts is leaguls so dis aint fair. Lots of young n old peoples hav records causin of pot. Seems lik a waste of our pole-leasemens tine ta busts peoples wens booze is jus as bad an leaguls. Truth is peoples do smoks pot an dey will n it is da same as booze so whys doesn't evvarE drunk driver gos to jail for YEARS? Dis is a fairnuss ishshoe if peoples will jus B honnuss.
I shall issues Prez-O-denshal pardons fur all peoples busted 4 pots n in da jails. We alls starts anue wid da nue rules. Dat will savs taxpayRs feedin dem an will help empty da jails. As well as savins monies by not bustin dees pepoles in da firstus place.
So dar you hav it it. U can gros it, U cants buy it and U cants sells it or U gos ta jail. If ya want it U gots ta gros it.
As for meye Vice Prez-O-dent, at dis tine I'm leanin towards Elizabeth Dole or Joan. Mrs. Dole has lots of pol-o-tics whichd woods B helpfuls buts Joan nos wens ta pull on meye coat tail, so mayB I wonts jus go off an blows up sum countree.
1 last ting. Dis is an elecshun sos tings cans gets nasties. I'd lik to state on da record dat I don't remembur doin any drugs in college. I donts remembur, see my profile.
As 4 meye mil-O-tary daze, I donts rememburs smokins no pot out a M-60 or M-16 barrel or n-nee-ting lik dat. Dar R a lot of storeEs outs dar so I'm takin a stan now, I dont remembur, dat was a long tine agos. So donts ast caus I wont tell.
I hopes I havs 1 yorn vote. Yor honnuss pol-O-tishun, Jed
Jed, Jed, he's R man, he dont care ifn U smoked reefer out da pin holes made in a beer can. (Dis has been an unpaid 4 pol-liticul announcement)
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