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Pastimes : Let's Talk About Our Feelings!!!
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To: Sidney Reilly who wrote (40501)6/14/1999 6:19:00 PM
From: Kid Rock  Read Replies (1) of 108807
 
Sid,

I have come up with some guidelines to know when you've gone too far in cyberland:

1) You log on as a man and log off as a woman and you are wearing lipstick.

2) You log on as a married man but refer to yourself as Gertrude the German born dominatrix(sp).

3) Before logging on you open a bottle of peanut oil and cover your office furniture with glad-wrap - except for the keyboard

4) You have had to replace more than 6 keyboards in a year

5) You have asked the question "how big are your tits?" more than 10 times in one evening.

6) You assure your wife that you are not having computer sex because your computer "doesn't have the right port"

7) You shave your knuckles.

8) You have bianca's smut shack as your home page

9) You've seen a pictures with donkeys, parakeets, and fishing poles, that you could never describe in public.

10) You have decided that your children - in no circumstances - will have an AOL account or the ability to surf the web unattended.

Anyway, these are just some guidelines.

Tom
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