I'd be far more willing to have an affair with any of the men here if they looked like Young Marlon Brando or any incarnation of Johnny Depp. Get real!
I mean, I'd even find my husband exciting if he looked like Young Marlon Brando or Johnny Depp.
On the other hand, I must admit that the thought of having sex with someone other than my husband after lo, these 20 years, is so exciting that I'm willing to fantasize about sex with almost anyone. I wouldn't do it, of course.
I dreamed last night that I met a man that wanted to have an affair with me, and I was willing, and asked him to meet me somewhere, but told him to bring condoms. And this turned him off. He told me that he had a vasectomy. And I said great, but I still want you to use a condom so we can both feel safe from disease. (Notice the clever use of "both"? Unless my husband is cleverer than I think, I've got as much chance of having a social disease as I do of winning the lottery.) And even that made him balk, so I said, no thanks.
That's probably how it would go if I ever had an affair. |
