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To: ithasnospaces who wrote (4489)6/17/1999 10:29:00 AM
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Need humor??While we wait...

HOW TO KEEP A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY
> AND DRIVE OTHER PEOPLE INSANE

> Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

> Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same
outfits.
> Always wear them one day after your boss does. This is
especially
> effective if your boss is the opposite gender.

> Send e-mail to the rest of the company to tell them what you're
> doing. For example: "If anyone needs me, I'll be in the
bathroom."

> Put mosquito netting around your cubicle.

> Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want
fries
> with that.

> Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN."

> Put decaf in the coffee-maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has
gotten
> over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

> When driving colleagues around, insist on keeping your car's
> windshield wipers running during all weather conditions to keep
'em
> tuned up.

> Reply to everything someone says with, "That's what you think."

> Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers, then cc
them
> to your boss.

> Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the
prophecy."

> Don't use any punctuation.

> As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

> Ask people what sex they are.
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