Welcums bacs Maria by Yor frend Jed
HowDEE Maria, I guess U is a maryed folk now. I gots a good looks at U n sure enuff dar is a weddun ring on yorn ring finger of yorn left hand (a custums dat says "I is married" 4 U innernashunal readars).
N-nee-way since ol' Jed n BLUE boths liks Maria so ol' Jed is goins ta tell Maria bout B ing maryed.
Firstus, we must starts at da beginins, whichd in dis case is Luv n hows U feels bout anudder persun. Dis is a rule dats most people donts nos. "Wen ya first fall in luvs wid some1, U no-tuss all da tings you liks bouts dat persun. Da mor tine U sends wid dat persun, den da mor U no-tuss all da tings ya donts lik abouts dem." It is humans nature ta wants mor den U havs n nots ta O-pre-she-ate whuts ya havs affers U havs it.
Dis fact-O-human-nature is sumting ta alwaAs keeps in mind wen U is maryed. I is an Xpert as I watchd Bud Fox ruin manE relationships wen he was a wild man n I dun watchd BLUE havs a bad maryage n a good maryage so ol' Jed nos whuts I is talkins bout.
So Maria, enjoys Yornself buts nos da work starts now. U havs ta works at a good maryage. Whut a good maryage is, is a simples ting. It is 2 peoples goins 1 way. Wen day goes diffrunt ways or tinks differunt ways is whair da problums comes in.
I cood tells U mor but dats enuff 4 now. N-nee-way, congratulations Maria. We still luvs U evvons if U R maryed now. Yor frend, Jed
Jed, Jed, 4 Prez-O-dent, maryage cousollar n whut a gent!
(Dis has been an unpaid 4 pole-liticul announcement) |
