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Pastimes : Happy Hour: A thread for not so intelligent discussions

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To: Vision21 who wrote (962)6/17/1999 11:45:00 PM
From: Susie924  Read Replies (1) of 2380
 
Subject: SHOES
Sam and Bessie are in their 80's!! Sam always wanted an expensive pair
of alligator shoes. Seeing them on sale one day, he purchases them and
comes home, asking Bessie, "So, do you notice anything different about me?"
"What's different? It's the same shirt you wore yesterday and the same
pants. What's different?" Frustrated, Sam goes into the bathroom,
undresses and comes out completely
naked, just wearing the new shoes. Again, "So, Bessie, do you notice
anything different?" Bessie looks at Sam's naked body and says,
"What's different, Sam? It's hanging down today; it was hanging down
yesterday and will be
hanging down tomorrow."
Angrily Sam yells, "Do you know why it's hanging down? 'Cause it's looking
at my new shoes!!!!!"
Bessie replies, "You should have bought a hat!"
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