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Pastimes : Happy Hour: A thread for not so intelligent discussions
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To: Sammie who wrote (965)6/18/1999 9:52:00 AM
From: Barney   of 2380
 
A truck driver used to amuse himself by running over
lawyers he would see walking down the side of the
road. Every time he would see a lawyer walking along
the road, he would swerve to hit him, and there would
be a loud "THUMP" and then he would swerve back on the
road.

One day, as the truck driver was driving along he saw
a priest hitch hiking. He thought he would do a good
turn and pulled the truck over.

He asked the priest, "Where are you going, Father?".

"I'm going to the church 5 miles down the road!",
replied the priest.

"No problem, Father! I'll give you a lift. Climb in
the truck".

The happy priest climbed into the passenger seat and
the truck driver continued down the road. Suddenly the
truck driver saw a lawyer walking down the road and
instinctively he swerved to hit him. But then he
remembered there was a priest in the truck with him,
so at the last minute he swerved back to the road,
narrowly missing the lawyer. However even though he
was certain he missed the lawyer, he still heard a
loud "THUD". Not understanding where the noise came
from he glanced in his mirrors and when he didn't see
anything, he turned to the priest and said, "I'm sorry
Father. I almost hit that lawyer".

"That's okay", replied the priest. "I got him with the
door!

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