The true story of GoldiLuc and the bears.
Once upon the time, there was a little boy called GoldiLuc.
He was given that name not because of his hair, but because he was
fascinated by the yellow metal.
Due to the wrath of mythological gods,
he was given the Midas touch reversed, so as soon as he could
lay his hands on some gold, it instantly turned into lead
and weighed him down. Thus, he never learned to swim,
but blamed that on the NASDAQ sharks.
His last name was Taurus, which was strange for a bear but also because
he loved to see red, particularly a Red Sea of figures on screens.
Usually he was hanging out with "Mama Bear" and the tiny but fast growing "eBayby Bear".
Most days, they would all meet in the Market Square and
one day Goldiluc was very excited. He was into that rock thing
and shouted "Buy DeBeer!" and was promptly given a sparkling bottle.
"No, I want it all!", said GoldiLuc, " I want lock, stock and barrel!" and was immediately given a brimming barrel of beer.
"Hey You, Einstein!" scolded GoldiLuc and was fast as light given a
frothing, fleckin, stein with German bier.
Another bear was a heavy metal fan and confessed:
" I have my money in the Palais Deum. Better than Fort Knox."
Recently a bear made a startling discovery that would change their
market activities forever.
"I have found the truth about the stock market" he whispered.
"What goes up must come down before it goes up again!
...it's Burke's Law!" |
