"Why do you have to beg your children for pornography? Can't you get your own? This is a literal question, I am curious about why you would need to ask them to procure this material for you. Do you not drive?"
Well, when they come to visit it is a madhouse, especially when their partners come too. We feast, and drink, and argue at all hours. We only have one big TV and its in my room. If they rent their favorite violent murderous shows, I have to watch the violence or leave them to sleep on the lanai with all the bugs and geckos. And I have so little time to spend with them before I go. Of course, I have a huge library of filthy films, but we have all looked at the for years. Everyone knows every move and groans at the appropriate moment. If we are to watch movies (not my idea) I'd like to see something like Elizabeth, or failing that something with young lustful flesh. So I say "get a skin flick" but they say "go to hell, we're into blood and violence, not kinky sex." Of course, I drive. I just got my disabled parking placard. But if I pick out the dirty pictures (seriously) I am afraid that I will pick something that disgusts them. I'm into dramatic experimental sex (especially with elderly women (which I am afraid disgusts them -- I hope they will learn better). Better they pick something they like. I can't adjust to their conventional tastes. |
