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Pastimes : Another Good Reason Not To Be Married
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To: Edwarda who wrote (5360)6/20/1999 2:37:00 PM
From: The Philosopher  Read Replies (2) of 6545
 
Training Courses for Women:

1. Money 101. No, it doesn't grow on trees.

2. Money 102: Credit card bills don't just pay themselves off.

3. Money 103: Hubsbands aren't like govenments, they don't have the power to print money.

4. Shopping 101: How to choose a dress in less than two hours.

5. Shopping 102: How to choose a bathing suit in less than three hours.

6. Shopping 103: Cornflakes are cornflakes.

7. Driving 101: The rear view mirror should only be used to adjust your makeup when you're parked, not when you're stopped at a red light or, worse, driving at 55 miles an hour in the fast lane of the expressway.

8. Driving 102: Parallel parking without banging the cars both in front and in back.

9. Driving 103: More on parallel parking without banging the cars both in front and in back since you all flunked Driving 102.

10. Back seat driving 101. Silence is Golden.

11. Back seat driving 102. The law of justifiable homicide.

Second semester offerings coming later.
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