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To: Susie924 who wrote (984)6/21/1999 10:43:00 AM
From: Barney   of 2380
 
Subject: RECIPE FOR LOVE

Ingredients:

2 x Laughing eyes
2 x Well shaped legs
2 x Loving arms
2 x Firm milk containers
2 x Nuts
1 x Fur lined mixing bowl
1 x firm banana

Directions:
1. Look into laughing eyes
2. Spread well shaped legs with loving arms
3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently until fur lined mixing bowl is well greased, check regularly with finger.
4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and
out until well creamed. (for best results, continue to knead milk
containers)
5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with
nuts, leave to soak (preferably not over night)
6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana doesn't soften,
repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls

Notes:
1. If in unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after
use.
2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use
3. If cake rises, leave town!
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