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Pastimes : Happy Hour: A thread for not so intelligent discussions
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To: Susie924 who wrote (984)6/21/1999 10:45:00 AM
From: Barney   of 2380
 
The Truth Will Set You Free

At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate that
most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and
that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by
saying, "I know the whole truth."

Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. He
goes home, and as he is greeted by his mother he says,
"I know the whole truth." His mother quickly hands him
$20 and says, "Just don't tell your father."

Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home
from work, and greets him with, "I know the whole
truth." The father promptly hands him $40 and says,
"Please don't say a word to your mother."

Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next
day when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy
greets him by saying, "I know the whole truth."

The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms,
and says, "Then come give your real father a big hug."

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