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Pastimes : Happy Hour: A thread for not so intelligent discussions
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To: Susie924 who wrote (984)6/21/1999 10:47:00 AM
From: Barney  Read Replies (1) of 2380
 
A Little Office Prayer

Grant me the serenity
To accept the things I cannot change,
The courage to change things I cannot accept,
And the wisdom
To hide the bodies of those people
I had to kill today because they
Pissed me off.

And also,
Help me to be careful
Of the toes I step on today as they
May be connected to the ass
That I might have to kiss tomorrow.

Always give 100% at work.......
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
5% on Friday

And remember .......
When you're having a really bad day and it seems like
people are trying to piss you off, remember it takes 42
muscles to frown and only 4 to extend your middle
finger.

Now get back to work....

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