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SIMR: The CEO of this company is doing all that he can to guarantee the success of this company in spite of a concerted 'short attack'......What short attack?
*****:Just read the statement.
SIMR: Oh! I'm sorry. I forgot. That short attack got me..........what short attack?
*****: The one that my psychic and his advisor told me that we were under. Snap out of it.....remember? The people that ask questions?
SIMR: Oh, yeah. The people that want documentation. Is that so bad?
... you are doing everything to maximize shareholder value...pass that bottle. (sounds of a deep,deep slurp) Yeah, I remember....you under a short attack. Yeah, I can see that. You're getting info from a psychic on how to combat it. And you're getting info from Pigs, the world famous short-squeeze expert......Nah, this is too much to take in.
*****: Take another pull.....
SIMR: (sounds of sucking on a bottle) Yeah, I can see it. The only explanation is a short attack. Otherwise, you would be worth....$10...(sounds of another serious pull on the bottle), no, $20, I really need to get my life-savings into this.
*****: Now you understand. See? My goal is to get the shareholder value up....majorly.
SIMR: But you have nothing....a bad past and dubious financing.
*****:Here take another pull.
SIMR:(Sound of several bubbles in a bottle) EEEEYYYYAAAAHHHHhhhh. You is right!!!!! If this wasn't under a short attack, it would be worth as much as IBM. The potential is staggering.....Success is guaranteed....you have the best psychic feeding you info and the best, most-proven short-attack analyst with 'Pigs'....how can you go wrong? |
