Agh-typos--wars have probably started over less, marriages ended, friendships destroyed. Dan just informed me I misspelled margarita, and I noticed some grammar booboos. I don't write here for publication, and I don't proof. I type and submit. I don't even always type the exact truth. SOmetimes it just goes on without my participation.
Dan doesn't eat his friends, although he would if it would guarantee him a faster time and the respect of his son.
He just got home from work--- he left the house at 6 this morning and it's now 9 here. CW meets him at the door and says- "Dad!!! THere's another 5K Saturday! Wanna do it?"
Pause.
"Sure."
That is SOME DAD.
193 is skinny for 6'2". well, maybe not skinny, but skinnier than over 200.
You're promoting your body all wrong- it's all about marketing; you HAVE to change your attitude!
For instance- the scars. Haven't you seen Jaws? Scars are sexy, they/re macho! You just need a story to go with them. This should be no problem for you with your imagination- sharks in Lake Michigan. Snake attacks on Main Street, knife fights, shootouts, alien invasions.
Hair. Admit your baldness. Relish it. Glory in it. Shave your head. Bald men are very very sexy.
Let's see---doughy white, spam skin. Did you see the movie - huh- I forgot the name of it. The one about that Electric Boy. Not SHine. That real pale bald teenager. HE got a girlfriend.
Of course I can do nothing about the little wienie. You'll have to work on diversionary tactics or something. |
