Hey Jerry; Good to see you over here, and the heck with this market
time for a break.
My Friend
Bubba was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone
there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them."
Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK, Bubba how
about Tom Cruise?"
"Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it. " So Bubba
and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door, and
sure enough, Tom Cruise, shouts, "Bubba! Great to see you! You and
your friend come right in and join me for lunch! "
Although impressed, Bubba's boss is still skeptical. After they
leave Cruise's house, he tells Bubba that he thinks Bubba's knowing
Cruise was just lucky.
"No, no, just name anyone else," Bubba says.
"President Clinton," his boss quickly retorts.
"Yes," Bubba says, "I know him, let's fly out to Washington."
And off they go. At the White House, Clinton spots Bubba on the tour
and motions him and his boss over, saying, "Bubba, what a surprise, I
was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in
and let's have a cup of coffee first and catch up." Well, the boss is
very shaken by now, but still not totally convinced.
After they leave the White house grounds, he expresses his doubts to
Bubba, who again implores him to name anyone else.
"The Pope," his boss replies. "Sure!" says Bubba.
"My folks are from Poland, and I've known the Pope a long time."
So off they fly to Rome. Bubba and his boss are assembled with the
masses in Vatican Square when Bubba says, "This will never work. I
can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you what, I
know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on
the balcony with the Pope." And he disappears into the crowd headed
toward the Vatican. Sure enough, half an hour later Bubba emerges
with the Pope on the balcony. But by the time Bubba returns, he
finds that his boss has had a heart attack and is surrounded by
paramedics.
Working his way to his boss' side, Bubba asks him, "What happened?"
His boss looks up and says, "I was doing fine until you and the Pope
came out on the balcony and the man next to me said, "Who's that on
the balcony with Bubba?"
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Jim |
