Here's an ingenious explanation of the "China-spying ruckus," Steve. Wonder what you think of it. :-)
Cox and Dicks accuse China of
espionage in order to try to draw
attention away from their names being
Cox and Dicks!!!
by HC
Genitaliaville, DC - (May 26) -
Representative Chris Cox of California,
and Representative Norm Dicks of
Washington, chairman and ranking
member respectively of the House
Committee on National Security and
China, released their glossy 500-page
report about massive Chinese espionage,
today, during a star-studded
congressional report-releasing ceremony
extravaganza held beside a hearts game where somebody with too much hubris or the masochism gene was shooting the moon on queen, nine, three.
The purpose of the report is to try to draw public attention away from the fact that the names of the two guys who wrote it are, like, COX and DICKS, and DICKS is, like, the so-called "ranking MEMBER." If you know what I mean.
Anyway, according to the glossy 500-page report, back in 1994, China stole top
secret plans from MIT for an advanced new form of fire drill, while the
President wasn't looking or something, and then changed the color of the
packaging and stuck their own brand name on it and started claiming that
THEY invented the fire drill, which they also claimed was really called the
Chinese fire drill.
According to the report, not only that, but the Chinese are also planning to try
to make the Chinese fire drill an Olympic sport and are already working on the
world famous Olympic selection committee members by giving them college
scholarships and vacations in Biarritz up the wazoo and threatening them
with the famous British water torture, if they don't play along.
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