MNI,
I (still) don't know who you are but I want to hit the nail on the head again: YOU ARE NOT GERMAN! LOL! Howbeit, it's moving to see an American fellow setting his heart on pleading Germany's case.... Hey, you should apply for the German citizenship! I'm sure a pro-German zealot like you will get it no problems.... Oh! yeah: don't worry about dual nationality --the German Immigration Dept. is laxer with Westerners.
Eddy Blinker.... Ah! that party-pooper! Aha! I remember he's also tried to fool me with ''I'm German'' but, while we're at it... Hmmm... Wasn't Chaosad the first oddball who pissed it around? So many Germans around! Hey, guys, let me give you a tip: try to drop a few personal anecdotes in your spoof! All the guys to whom I've shown your writings agree with me: they lack this special ''insider touch'' any genuine German, Italian, or wathever European fellow would imprint on his/her opinions. You're talking about Germany the same way (movie director) Spielberg's talking about dinosaurs! You've no grasp of the real McCoy!
Auf wiedersehen,
Gustave. |
