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Pastimes : Happy Hour: A thread for not so intelligent discussions

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To: The Rabbit who wrote (1044)6/25/1999 12:01:00 AM
From: Vision21  Read Replies (1) of 2380
 
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend. "I
>> know this midget with a speech impediment who wants to buy a horse, so
I'm
>> sending him over." The midget arrives, and the owner asks if he wants
>> a male or female horse. "A female horth," the midget replies. So the
>> owner shows him one. "Nith looking horth, can I see her mouth?" So the
>> owner picks up the midget and shows him the horse's mouth. "Nith
>> mouth.
>> Can I see her eyesth?" So the owner picks up the midget and shows him
>> the eyes. "OK, what about the earsth?" Now the owner is getting
>> pissed, but he picks up the midget one more time and shows him the ears.
>> "OK, finally, I'd like to see her twat." With that, the owner picks up
the
>> midget and shoves his head up the horse's twat, then pulls him out.
>> Shaking his head, the midget says, "Perhapth I should rephrase. I'd
>> like to see her run!"
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