************OT************** thought I might lighten things up a bit here. LOL > >> Reverse Life Cycle: > >>The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean,life is > >>tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of > >>it? A death. What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all > >>backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you > live > >>in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you > get > >>a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're > young > >>enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alchohol, you party, > >>you get ready for high school. Go to grade school, you become a kid, > >>you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, > you > >>go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months > floating...you > >>finish off as an orgasm. |