Dear Flodyie:
Your respect to Mr. P$nk has not gone unnoticed (but please refrain from spelling out His holy name, as it has been stipulated by the oracle that is should never be spelled or spoken).
In any case this note is to inform you that Mr. P$nk, and a special nomination committee composed of from the tabernacle of associates, affiliates, operatives in the field, myrmidon, goons, thugs, enforcers, capos, made men, street soldiers, religious and spiritual leaders, scientists, professors, government officials, epistimologists, co-conspirators and other elite members of the world-wide organization of affiliates that He so nobly leads is considering you for that prize most coveted in all the land:
a Pinky Award.
Your work on SKUP shall be evaluated by the committee, and if it meets the Organizations's strictest criteria, you shall be part of His inner circle and all will great you with fear and respect.
Don P$nkeone |
