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Pastimes : Happy Hour: A thread for not so intelligent discussions
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To: Barney who wrote (1055)6/26/1999 10:46:00 AM
From: Susie924  Read Replies (4) of 2380
 
Police Officer

This guy was coming home from the bar and he was going a little too fast and he had just a little too much to drink. All of a sudden he see's flashing blue lights. So he starts to go faster... 70, 80, 90, 100, 110 but his car wouldn't go any faster so the guy finally pulls over and the officer comes over to his car.

The officer said "I have had a really bad night so you better have a real good excuse."

So the guy thinks for a minute, then says "Well my wife ran away with a Police officer and when I saw Blue lights behind me I thought you were chasing me to give her back."



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