A Co-worker and I were talking about another co-worker and then about old movies. Later I received this E-Mail...the names have been changed to protect the guilty...
I wonder if John has a selection of dresses, perhaps a different Dorthy outfit to fit the different days.
Monday would be Fresh Dorthy (innocent and childlike) = a Blue dress, accessorized by Toto in a basket.
Tuesday would be Bewildered Dorthy (slightly dazed and confused) = Same Blue dress, wrinkled, Toto must have peed in the basket.
Wednesday would be Shocked Dorthy (realizing where she is) = Same blue dress, heavy perspiration stains. Toto starting to smell.
Thursday would be Terrified Dorthy (woke up with a munchkin under her skirt) = Same blue dress, torn and tattered. Toto is missing, munchkins might be having their way with her.
Friday would be Dorthy Awakened (gives in to her environment) = Same blue dress, unbuttoned in front, Dorthy is now looking fondly at her friends, wonders whether the tin man has a penis. Forgot about Toto.
Saturday would be Dorthy Does Da Land of OZ (realizes that she can own this town), Blue dress is cut up in to a mini skirt and tied haulter top. Dorthy is turning tricks for parcells of land. No munchkin is too small for her. Orgies with her lion, scarecrow and tinman are common (yes tinman has a penis).
Sunday would be GODDESS DORTHY = No clothing, Opening Dorthies World of Wonder, (formerly the great Oz's castle, amazing what some wizards will give for a good blow job). Dorthy organizes munchkins into army to hunt down all the witches (screw those whores, they're not getting any of this!)
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