Da SundaA Nues by Yor Frend Jed
FRUM R "WHUT DA FARC FILE":
RICHARD GRASSO meets wid top Columbia Rebel leader. Firstus, let me say how smarts it is ta sends a guy named GRASSO ta Columbia. Dis is a true storeE, I'm nots makin dis ups.
Nots onlyees dids GRASSO meets wid da rebels in Columbia n meets wid FARC or Revolutionary Armed Forces of Columbia, GRASSO dun went an invited FARC to da NYSE, a persunal in-vo-tayshun. FARC is considered as a "terrorist" organ-ni-zayshu by da United States State Department.
On a persunal notes I is glad meye GNET shars are kepts at dat NASDAQ. I donts want no ter-er-rist or FARCer nears meye GNETS shars.
PRISTINA AIRPORT:
Russian troops continUs ta build ups troops at da airports n flip da bird 2 NAYTOE. Berlin Wall II by da Clinton adminnastrashun.
KASHMIR FIGHT CONTINUES:
2 B honest, I dont nos whut is goin on here n I don't wants ta nos bout peoples who woods fights ovvar a sweater.
NUKE WEAPONS CHIEF RESIGNS:
The dude cood nots be reached 4 comments so I will say whut mayB cood B said. "I've helped make sure the whole world knows how to kill each other, and we are talking people here so you just know it is going to happen. I'm going to sit out in the back yard in a lawn chair and wait for the fireworks now that I have resigned."
FBI LOW CONVICTION RATE:
Ifn U tinks I'm goins ta say JACK bout da FBI's 27% convickshun rate den U R nuts.
US RACE FOR PRESIDENT:
Jed remains firmly in da lead. Orin Hatch just thew his hat into da ring, I guess he didnt like his hat. N-nee-way Jed is way outs in fronts followed by Bush den Dole den Gore den bys all udders. Dats whut da sci-O-tiffic poles say.
SPORTS:
Wimbulldum. Da people R still hittin da tennus ball bac n forths till sum1 misses, den da crowd claps. Dats all dats is goin on.
WEDDER:
Sum places it is hots todaA, sum places it is rainin, sum places havs clouds, sums places da sun is shinin, sums havs humid-dit-Ts, 2 see whichd 1 is yorn wedder, go outsides. Dar will B nos hurricanes in the United States tadaA.
REGIONAL SATELLITE: The Regional Satellite shows sum of U people is layins out in da sun nakeds. U know who U R n so do we.
Ndats da nues! Sponsored by Jed 4 Prez-O-dent.
U shood vote 4 Jed 4 Prez-O-dent.
Jed, Jed, has Yellow Dawgs dat bark
Jed is up on world events
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