Da Maria on da weekends Show aka Weekend Squack Box. by Yor Frend Jed
I is watchin Maria on CNBC Weekend Sqwack Box or as I calls it todaA, Da Maria on da weekends Show.. Most of dem are sayin da saim blah, blah, blah. Maria is the only persun who has smarts n is at all positive. N she is dressed in blue, she looks very nice.
Mark is Mark an ifn U will notuss, CNBC is showins mor Bonnie so I is layin off Mark. Da udder guy is OK but speakin blah, blah, blah. And David Faber well he is bein David. N may I say he looks bout as happy to B dar as a guy who wuz jus told he needs a root canal.
Now here is a nue guest Naomi Talish. She is talkin bouts casinos, now how duz she no? An whut a job ta hav, may I say. "Hi I is Jed a analsyst frum a big tine Wall Streat Brokerage, I'll be out by da cee-ment pond while ya gets da best sweet ya hav readies fur me ta stay in. N send sum of doze shrimps cock tails outs ta da cee-ment pond. 4 dozun is a good start ta me ta starts the analizin process."
Well she is gone. While I wuz E-mage-na-gin whut Naomi's job wuz liks I misted whut she was sayin, sorrE Naomi, I can sez U looked nice.
Here is da part whair the Xpert tells whut stoks everybodE shood buy. Mark hasn't asted him if he is pumping stocks he owns but den isn't dat why day is dar? Oh I notuss Mark jus said da guy was a "guest host" not an "Xpert". Now dat I tink bout it mayB Mark said "guess host". It dont matter as I wasnt lissunin. Yer frend, Jed |
