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To: Robert who wrote (49805)	6/28/1999 11:41:00 AM
From: MythMan	Read Replies (2) of 86076

This was pretty good.. >>Dear CNBC Director of Human Resources: I am writing in the hopes of replacing Bob Pisani as the network's correspondent at the NYSE. I am a 3 lb. jar of mustard with plastic nozzle dispenser. For the last year and a half I have been situated on the concourse level of the First Union Center. In this capacity I have perfected the art of dispatching my contents when pressed and bringing smiles to the hungry masses. This ability to serve as a functioning, pleasing tool greatly fits the desired position. In addition, unlike your present correspondent, I'm tangy, colorful and taste great on soft pretzels. I enclose a small 3 oz. sample-size packet for your review and will be available for an interview at the Flyers next home game. Thank you in advance for your kind consideration in this matter. Sincerely, Stadium Jar of Mustard sjom/SJOM<<

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