Yes, Anthony@Pacific, here are the satirical words of another poster from early on in the NPEC thread that epitomize the aforementioned slippery praetorian:
...did I ever tell you what a great investor I am? No? Well, let me consume a few hundred posts telling you of my wonderous investment ability. I will list all of my investments, my percent gains, and amaze you with my knack for boring the hell out of people with how great I think I am. Yes, I'll talk down to you, but for your own good! You, and those like you, who invest part of your capital in risky penny stocks, need to hear what I have to say! In fact, you may actually die from lack of exposure to my glistening, glowing, bright light of knowledge and wisdom!!! I will be sure to use terms like "tout" and "neophite" continuously. I will proclaim my greatness and shout from the rooftops how I warned investors in advance about stocks before they dropped. I AM THE ANTI-HYPE!! Bow down before me, you pathetic, huddled masses of drunken street gamblers. I will save you from yourselves, as I am the saviour of the investment world. Listen to me! Listen to me! I am important! I know everything! I am great! I am oh, so interesting, too. I'm the life of the party! People can't get enough of the many stories from my illustrious experience trading stocks!
Wow, it feels so great to be a ranting know-it-all dork! Hey, I won't have any friends, but the false boost it gives my self esteem is just too hard to pass up. |