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Pastimes : Happy Hour: A thread for not so intelligent discussions

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To: Robert O who wrote (1073)6/29/1999 7:18:00 PM
From: Barney   of 2380
 
Subject: cough

There was a midget who complained to his buddy that his balls ached all the time. As he was always on about his aching balls his friend suggested that he go to the doctor & see what he could do to relieve the problem.

The midget took his advice and went to the doctor & told him what the problem was. The doctor told him to drop his pants & he would have a look.

The midget dropped his pants & the doctor put him up onto the examining table & proceeded to look for the trouble.

The doc put one finger under his left ball and told the midget to cough, which he did.

"Ah! Ah!" mumbled the doc and putting his finger under the right one asked him to cough again, which he did.

"Ah! Ah!" said the doctor and reached for his surgical scissors.

Snip, snip, snip on the right side & then snip, snip, snip on the left side & he told the midget to pull up his pants & see if his balls still ached.

The midget was delighted as he walked around the doc's office and his balls were not aching.

"What did you do Doc?" he asked.

The doc replied... "I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy boots!!"
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