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To: Carolyn who wrote (2230)6/30/1999 12:42:00 PM
From: Blue Snowshoe  Read Replies (2) of 7442
 
CNBC dis is Jed. Whair is BONNIE?
Now BLUE dun said he woods lay off Mark Haines ifn we gots mor Bonnie. Well now, da udder daA we saw Bonnie in da mornins n da marcut took off n we all had a good tine. Evvon da bad nues seemed good.
Well now we is bacs ta da CNBC Death Angle n we is all havin Bonnie withdraws affer CNBC dun gav us a teaser wid da Bonnie in da mornins. So ifn CNBC tooks bacs da mor Bonnie den ol Jed cans fire a shot across da bow of da SS CNBC.
MayB it got by sum of U but ol Jed tinks he nos whut CNBC is up to ta make Mark looks bettR. Now U Laydees out dar no how dis game is playd. If U is a average lookin gal U donts hang out wid beauDful gals causin U wonts looks so good. Ifn U R a little on da heavy side, den ya hangs outs wid fattR gurls. Well IMO (dat means "in meye O-pinyun" ifn U is nue ta da innernet) dat is whut CNBC was doins dis mornins on Sqwack Box.
Now U will rememburs on da GNET board day dun called Mark, "Chubby Cheeks", I was nots da 1 who cum up wid that 1 so donts blame me. I will B dip-lo-matic na jus say, interestin ob-sir-vayshun. So ifn U is a CNBC producer how do U maks Mark's cheeks looks smallR?
Easy ya havs da chipmunk cheeks guy wid da surfer naim cums on as a guess host. Dat guy looks liks he is storin nuts 4 wintar n da way he shapes his beard dun maks it look like he dun gots a hole wintar supply in dem cheeks at 1 tine. Well it workd. Affer watchin da chipmunk guy den Mark's cheeks didnt looks so big.
Now while we is on da subject of CNBC producers. Whut is da deal with how U peoples show Larry Bauman? In casein U people ats CNBC donts nos, we people out har in fronts of puter screens donts gets ta X-R-size like we woods like 2. So whut we do is try to mimic Larry's bobin n a weavin wen he reports. He goes ta left, Jed goes ta the lefts, he givs Jed da ol' double sideways ups n doun head fake n Jed is right dar wid him. A work out right in yor chair. Well U people at CNBC we dun need 2 C Larry 2 do dis so knock offs da charts n show Larry wen he is a talkin. I needs X-R-size nots charts.
Tank U. Yor frend, Jed
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