Major Tom, I Read You Loud And Clear!! Live @ Techstock '99.... The MC Introduction #REPLY-10335000 (found it by doing a text search on Greenspan after maximizing my portfolio screen!)
The One The Only RAY CHARLES ONSTAGE..... "WHAT'D I SAY" Tell Me What'd I Say?? Now Tell Me What'd I Say Right Now??? Tell Me What'd I Saaaaaay? Now Tell Me What'd I Say Now?? Well-A I Wanna Know! (Greenspan Said SOMETHING Alrite!!!! He Said, He Said, He Said, . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . He said interest rates are being raised by a teeny quarter, and that the BIAS for future rate increases is now neutral . . . .
The White Fringes Are Shaking Folks!!! Sly..... BOOMShakaLakaLaka BOOMShakaLakaLaka Hey...Hey...Hey.... I WANTA TAKE YA HIIIIIIIGHER....TAKE YOU HIIIIIIGHER.... BebeBabyBebe LIGHT MY FIRE....TAKE YOU HIIIIIGHER.... BOOMShakaLakaLaka BOOMShakaLakaLakaLaka BOOMShakaLakaLakaLakaLaka!!!
Now Another White Fringer With A BIG FRO, Jimi Hendrix Lookalike... "Purple Haze".... (Scuze Me, While I Kiss The Sky) squirts lighter fluid on the Telecaster, lights it, swings it, smashes it......
THE CROWD GOES WIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLDDD!!!!
Now 5 White Fringers come in Skydiving On Parachutes.... It's The Flying Elvises!!!!!! YYYYEEESSS!! Flown In Straight From A Laundromat In Michigan!! Dedicated to All Techriders With B@**s.... "GOOD LUCK CHARM"!!!!!!!!!! "FROM A JACK TO A KING"!!!!!!!!!!
So Dis Be Da Snake and Baby Bird Rally, eh?? Not 2 Shabby!!!
Rumor Has It Mick May Do The Close, gotta go, there's Keith tryin' to keep a low profile, dressed in a snakeskin trenchcoat... 909 909 Joan |