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To: Susie924 who wrote (1085)	7/1/1999 12:40:00 PM
From: Barney	of 2380

Subject: A little something to offend everybody... What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo? A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, including a recipe. How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the 'F' word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell 'BINGO'! What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? A speech impediment. Where does an Irish family go on vacation? A different bar. What do you call a Nebraska farmer with a sheep under each arm? A pimp. What do you get if you cross Kaczinski with Lewinsky? A dynamite blow-job. Why do Driver Education classes in redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays? Because on Tuesdays and Thursdays, the Sex Ed class uses it. What's the Cuban national anthem? "Row, Row, Row Your Boat!"

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