Subject: Fwd: Why Men Can't Win
WHY MEN CAN'T WIN
>If you work too hard, you're not spending enough time with her.
>If you don't work hard enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
>
>If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
>If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off
>your butt and find something better.
>
>If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
>If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
>
>If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
>If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
>
>If you cry, you're a wimp.
>If you don't, you're insensitive.
>
>If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist.
>If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
>
>If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
>If she asks you, it's a favor.
>
>If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
>If you don't, you're a slob.
>
>If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
>If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
>
>If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
>If you're not, you're not ambitious.
>
>If she has a headache, she's tired.
>If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore. |
