Way Off Topic:
I came across these bumper stickers and couldn't help think how they might fit certain bumpers: As you can see I have changed the names to protect the innocent. Ok, fill in your own names, I know you don't like the way I did it.
Dain bramaged...................... Any MM.
Don't be sexist - broads hate that.......Jane
Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway
Body by Nautilus; brain by Mattel
Boldly going nowhere............Mr. Chin (just joking)
CAUTION - Driver legally blonde!.........E'lane
Heart Attacks...God's Revenge for Eating His Animal Friends...WB
He's not dead, He's electroencephalographically challenged.....Paul
Honk if you've never seen an Uzi fired from a car window!...Howard
How many roads must a man travel down before he admits he is lost? ..............................................
I'm an imbecile and I vote
Money Isn't Everything... But it Sure Keeps the Kids In Touch.Mr.D....
If you lived in your car, you'd be home by now......Dolfan
Saw it... Wanted it... Had a fit... Got it! Marty wife of Midnightsun.
WARNING! Driver carries only $20.00 in ammunition
If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!
Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're a butthead..LE
Your gene pool needs a little chlorine...Mr. Fish
You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me not you!
JESUS SAVES...He Passes It To Gretzky...Gretzky Shoots. He Scores!...................Moosie
Jesus is coming! Look busy!......
You are depriving some poor village of its IDIOT
Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal.
My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom....Moosie again
Grow your own dope, plant a man
All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke...Falcon
WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
I need someone really bad...Are you really bad?...Jack C.
All men are idiots....I married their king...any wife
The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.
IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now..Midnightsun
Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
We are born naked, wet, and hungry....Then things get worse... Laz |
