Mr. Duane, last night Ringo & I went to a gypsy act passing thru The Big Sandy...
...and we're watching the knife throwers and I tell you, they were something else, taking turns throwing their knives at each other. Some talent. One brave sort in particular, well, don't you know they strap him into this spinning wheel and spin him around and around until he gets blurry. Then! They start throwing knives at him!!! One knife, two knives, three knives... eight, nine, ten knives!!!
One must wonder Mr. Duane "what man" in his right mind would subject himself to such treachery??? Then I thought of "YOU"(!!!!) buying LTXX at 2 & 7/8ths. 2 & 7/8ths! Gasp!! Argh!!!
Oh most reverend TSO, Mathon stands before you now, crumpled-up LTXX chart in hand, in total awe... look for something -anything- to help rationalize WHY you jumped in at 2 & 7/8ths. Was it a significant CEO buying-in (Mathon's favorite), or maybe a massive share buy-back (also very nice). Please oh Mr. Duane, the supernatural, prognosticating, bottom-fishing, catfish THAT YOU ARE... please do tell Mathon how you nailed this LTXX so well.
Oh, one more thing... does the thought having knives thrown at you while strapped onto a giant spinning wheel give you the thrills? Enquiring blacksmiths want to know...
"$^)
Mathon
Ringo!!! Put... the knives... down. |
