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Pastimes : Happy Hour: A thread for not so intelligent discussions

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To: Zbyte who wrote (1107)7/3/1999 4:42:00 AM
From: Barney  Read Replies (1) of 2380
 
Subject: Blonde

Once upon a time there was a blonde who was fed up with the preconceived notion that all blondes were stupid. So she went to the drug store and bought a bottle of brunette hair coloring. She then proceeded to color her hair.

Afterwards, she decided to take a drive into the country. Coming around a bend, she noticed a herdsman and his flock of sheep. Curious about the effects of her new hair color, she decided to stop and ask the herdsman a proposition.

As she approached him, she asked, "Hey herdsman! I have a proposition for you. If I can guess the correct number of sheep in your flock, can I take one for my own?"

Bewildered at the request, the herdsman replied, "Certainly!"

So after a few minutes of deep concentration, the Blonde (brunette) responded..."243!" "Amazing!" replied the herdsman; " . . .you are correct. Take any one you want." So the blonde made her choice and proceeded to walk to her car. Half way the herdsman stopped her and asked, "I too have a proposition for you. Do you accept?"

"Certainly, but what is it?"replied the courageous blonde.

The herdsman then said, "If I can guess your natural hair color, can I have my dog back?"
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