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To: Zbyte who wrote (1107)	7/3/1999 4:43:00 AM
From: Barney	of 2380

An Irishman, a Mexican and a Redneck were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman said; "Corned beef and cabbage. If I get Corned beef and cabbage for lunch one more time I'm going to jump off this building." The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed; "Burritos again. If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too." The Redneck opened his lunch and said; "Bologna again. If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too." -Next Day- The Irishman opens his lunch box, sees corned beef and cabbage and jumps to his death. The Mexican opens his lunch, sees a burrito and jumps too. The Redneck opens his lunch, sees the bologna and jumps to his death also. -- At The Funeral- The Irishman's wife is weeping. She says; "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage I never would have given it to him again." The Mexican's wife also weeps and says; "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas, I didn't realize he hated burritos so much." Everyone turned and stared at the Redneck's wife.... "Hey, don't look at me," she said, "that dumb-ass makes his OWN lunch!"

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