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Pastimes : Happy Hour: A thread for not so intelligent discussions

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To: Zbyte who wrote (1107)7/3/1999 4:44:00 AM
From: Barney  Read Replies (1) of 2380
 
A man was setting at a bar enjoying an after-work
cocktail when an exceptionally gorgeous and sexy young
woman entered. She was so striking that the man could
not take his eyes away from her.

The young woman noticed his overly-attentive stare and
walked directly towards him. Before he could offer his
apologies for being so rude, the young woman said to
him, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything that you
want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $100 on one
condition."
Flabbergasted, the man asked what the condition was.

The young woman replied, "You have to tell me what you
want me to do in just three words."

The man considered her proposition for a moment,
withdrew his wallet from his pocket and slowly counted
out five $20 bills, which he pressed into the young
woman's hand.

He looked into her eyes & slowly, meaningfully said,
"Paint my house."

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