A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, I've got this problem you
see, only you've got to promise not to laugh."
The doctor replies, "Of course I won't laugh, that would be thoroughly
unprofessional. In over twenty years of being a doctor, I've never laughed
at a patient."
"OK then," says the man, and he drops his trousers.
The doctor is greeted by the sight of the tiniest ##### he has
ever seen in his life. Unable to control himself, he falls about
laughing on the floor. Ten minutes later he is able to struggle up
to his feet and wipe the tears from his eyes. "I'm so sorry," he says
to the patient, "I don't know what came over me, I won't let it
happen again. Now what seems to be the problem?"
The man looks up at the doctor sadly and says "It's swollen." |
