A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets to talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, "Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large."
Then they walk around the ranch a little, and the Aussie shows off his herd of cattle. The
Texan immediately says, "We have longhorns that are at least twice as large as your cows." The conversation has, meanwhile, almost died when the Texan sees a herd of kangaroos hopping through the field.
He asks, "And what are those?" The Aussie replies with an incredulous look,
"Don't you have any grasshoppers in Texas?"
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Q. What is the difference between an outhouse and a Polish bride?
A. The hole is smaller in the outhouse.
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Several years ago, the Catholic Church required women to wear a head covering in order to enter the sanctuary.
One Sunday a lady arrived without her head covering. The priest informed her that she couldn't enter without it.
A few moments later, the lady reappeared, wearing her blouse tied to her head. The shocked priest said, "Madam, I cannot allow you to enter this house of worship without your wearing a blouse."
"But Father, I have a divine right," she said.
"Yes, I see. And your left one isn't bad either, but you still must wear a blouse to enter this church." |
