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To: faqsnlojiks who wrote (2435)7/5/1999 9:59:00 PM
From: Blue Snowshoe  Read Replies (2) of 7442
 
Da Monday Nues by yor frend Jed

PACK-E-STAN CLINTUN HAVS TALKS
Prez-O-dent Clintun dun mets wid da guy frum Pack-E-stan ovar da weekend bouts da fightin ovar da sweater. Ruemors sez dey smokd sum Pack-E-stan-E hash buts Clintun did nots inhales.

A$$HOLE SHOOTS HEAD
Da guy wid so much hate in him dat he wuz killins peoples in drive by shoetins, shot himself in da head n is dead. Firtus good nues I havs heard frum dat storE.

GORE GETS BONED
Da Kery guy sez dat Bradlee is da man 4 da job nots Gore. Dis is jus meye O-pinyun buts Gore is 2 borins ta hav ta lissun 2 4 4 years.

SPORTS
Channal 4 in Denver gots a nue sports guy.

PREZ-O-DENT RACE
Jed is still first. Bush is seconds an all de udders R a mile or 2 B-hind

WEDDER
Peoples on da east coast R havins no fun, 102 in da mornins I hear n dats wid da high hu-mid-it-Ts. So B carefuls sum peoples may stink.
Dar will B no her-a-cains in America 2day.

Nadats da nues.
Vote 4 Jed-4-Prez-O-dent

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