I think I thought I had an idea,,,
On a new approach to onomatopoeia
From whence was this? I had no idea, But I knew at the time I had to take a pee. A Man I once knew, named Captain Muldrew,,, Had a cat that reminded me of Kaptain Kangaroo. It was then, er, rather after, I had a dozen or so brew,,, That I had that idea which fomented the rhyme when this cat which was scratching and licking its well, there's really no time,,, But the smoothness of it's coat Reminded me of a goat And that's when I saw a new type of verse But unfortunately, that idea has now hit.... The Hearse. |