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Pastimes : Confused States: An alternate Think-Style
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To: StkProfit$ who wrote (23)7/7/1999 12:52:00 AM
From: StkProfit$   Read Replies (1) of 107
 
Why did the chicken cross the road?
-To show the possum IT COULD BE DONE!

And now for something completely different!...

It's

. . . . . . . . . TIME

for

Stretch your grey matter.

Confused States:
"To stretch your mind, one must first use it in different ways."

And to that effect I offer the following:

-How is a chain saw like a side of bacon?

-What is the sound of one nostril sneezing?

-Is a four-leaf clover more or less lucky than the person who finds it?

-Do cowgirls carry bullwhips? or cowwhips?

-Is there life on distant planets. If so, what entertains them?

-How can you tell if there's green mold growing on a green mold of gellatin?

-When the earth rotates, does it turn left or right?

Happy Trading!
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