Ken,
For some reason, I had the weirdest dream while I was sleeping on the job.
The dream began with the view of some unknown hand opening his / her e-mail, and it read as follows:
"Good Job. Your considerable efforts have reduced the price so our brokers shorting mdhm have had an easier time covering. We understand that, though your efforts, of late, have been significant, you have had only had a minor effect on the price; however, we do still applaud your efforts.
The impending press releases concerning mdhm may create a significant upward pressure on the stock's perceived value, so please continue your campaign, in all diligence, while we continue to have this window of opportunity. Again, we appreciate your efforts.
On another note; your compensation is in a brown paper bag, in the small denominations you requested, stuffed behind the deep fat fryer (#2 station) at the Burger King, where you are employed.
We thank-you for your efforts, please sustain them until we have no further need for your services."
Man, I better stop sleeping on the job.
Stan |
