SI
SI
discoversearch

We've detected that you're using an ad content blocking browser plug-in or feature. Ads provide a critical source of revenue to the continued operation of Silicon Investor.  We ask that you disable ad blocking while on Silicon Investor in the best interests of our community.  If you are not using an ad blocker but are still receiving this message, make sure your browser's tracking protection is set to the 'standard' level.
Pastimes : Ya'll have a GooGoo Cluster & take a load off
 Public ReplyPrvt ReplyMark as Last ReadFilePrevious 10Next 10PreviousNext  
To: Moosie who wrote (402)7/7/1999 12:52:00 PM
From: Lazarus Long  Read Replies (1) of 26417
 
And since I know the Mossie's are such fans of the great outdoors!

Camping Tips:

*When setting up in a campground, a tuba placed on your picnic table will keep the campsites on either side vacant.

*Get even with a bear who raided your food bag by kicking his favorite stump apart and eating all the ants.

*Old socks can be made into high fiber beef jerky by smoking them over an open fire.

*When smoking a fish, never inhale.

*A hot rock placed in your sleeping bag will keep your feet warm. A hot enchilada works almost as well, but the cheese sticks between your toes.

*While the Swiss Army Knife has been popular for years, the Swiss Navy Knife has remained largely unheralded. Its single blade functions as a tiny canoe paddle.

*Modern rain suits made of fabrics that "breathe" enable campers to stay dry in a downpour. Rain suits that sneeze, cough, and belch, however, have been proven to add absolutely nothing to the wilderness experience.

*Lint from your navel makes a handy fire starter. Warning: Remove lint from navel before applying the match.

*You'll never be lost if you remember that moss always grows on the north side of your compass.

*You can duplicate the warmth of a down-filled bedroll by climbing into a plastic garbage bag with several geese.

*When camping, always wear a long-sleeved shirt. It gives you something to wipe your nose on.

*You can compress the diameter of your rolled up sleeping bag by running over it with your car.
Report TOU ViolationShare This Post
 Public ReplyPrvt ReplyMark as Last ReadFilePrevious 10Next 10PreviousNext  

HomeMailHotSubjectMarksPeopleMarksKeepersSettings
Terms Of UseContact UsCopyright/IP PolicyPrivacy PolicyAbout UsFAQAdvertise on SI
© 2026 Knight Sac Media.  Data provided by Twelve Data, Alpha Vantage, and CityFALCON News