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To: Natedog who wrote (7168)7/8/1999 12:26:00 AM
From: Mr.Manners  Read Replies (1) of 12754
 
NASTY GETS PIGGY WITH IT

A Wild Party



Nasty has been in the computer business for 25 years and is finally
sick of the stress. He quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in
Vermont as far from humanity as possible. He sees the postman once a
week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise it's total peace and
quiet.

After six months or so of almost total isolation, he's finishing
dinner when someone knocks on his door. He opens it and there is a
big, bearded Vermonter standing there.

"Names Enoch... Your neighbor from four miles over the ridge... Having
a party Saturday... thought you'd like to come."

"Great," says Nasty, "after six months of this I'm ready to meet some
local folks. Thank you."

As Enoch is leaving he stops, "Gotta warn you there's gonna be some
drinkin'."

"Not a problem... after 25 years in the computer business, I can drink
with the best of 'em."

Again, as he starts to leave Enoch stops. "More 'n' likely gonna be
some fightin' too."

Damn, Nasty thinks. Tough crowd. "Well, I get along with people. I'll
be there. Thanks again."

Once again Enoch turns from the door. "I've seen some wild sex at
these parties, too."

"Now that's not a problem" says Nasty, "Remember I've been alone for
six months! I'll definitely be there... by the way, what should I
wear?"

Enoch stops at the door again and says, "Whatever you want, just gonna
be the two of us."
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