On the lighter side, here's a little joke for old times sake.
No matter how confused you may be, I love you. If you accept Jesus as your Lord and Saviour, we are brothers--like it or not!
Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who managed
to get the most out of their computer. This had been going on for
days and God was tired of hearing all of the bickering. God said,
"Cool it. I am going to set up a test that'll run two hours and I
will judge who does the better job."
So down they sat at the keyboards and typed away.
They moused away.
They did spreadsheets.
They wrote reports.
They sent faxes.
They sent out e-mail.
They sent out e-mail with attachments.
They downloaded.
They did some genealogy reports.
They made cards.
They did every known job.
But, just a few minutes before the two hours were up, a lightning
flashed across the sky. The thunder rolled and the rains came down
hard. And of course, the electricity went off.
Satan was upset. He fumed and fussed and he ranted and raved. All
to no avail. The electricity stayed off. But after a bit the rains
stopped and the electricity came back on. Satan screamed, "I lost
it all when the power went off. What am I going to do?"
"What happened to Jesus' work?"
Jesus just sat and smiled. Again Satan asked about the work that
Jesus had done. As Jesus turned his computer back on the screen
glowed and when he pushed "print," it was all there.
"How did he do it?" Satan asked.
God smiled and said, "Jesus Saves."
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