" Hello Mother, Hello Father, Here I am at Camp Granada.
Camp is very entertaining and they say we'll have some fun it it stops raining.
I went hiking with Joe Spivey, he developed Poison Ivy.
You remember, Lenard Skinner, He got tomain poisoning last night after dinner.
All the councillers, hate the waiters, and the lake has, Aligators, and
the head coach, wants no sissys, so he reads to us from something called Ulysies.
Now I don't want, this to scare you, but my bunk mate has Malaria.
You remember Jeffrey Hardy, their about to organize a searching party.
Take me home, Oh Mother Father, Take me home, I hate Granada
Don't leave me, Out in the forest, Where I might, Get eaten by a bear...
Take me home, I promise I will not make noise,
And mess the house with other boys,
Please don't make me stay, I've been here one whole day....
Dearest Father, darling Mother, hows my presious, little brother.
Let me come home, if you miss me,
I would even let Aunt Berta hug and kiss me.
Wait a minute, it stopped hailing, guys are swimming, guys are sailing.
Playing baseball, gee that's better.
Mother, Father kindly disreguard this letter."
Alan Sherman |
