You people have absolutely made my day. To see that other people see what I have been saying on an individual level for four months. The more of CNBC I witness the madder I get. I have had it, sort of like the Pole Cat said to the Skunk, " I have had about all this s-- I can stand.
I have had it with them, a program that is on when I relieve myself at five in the morning and don't rest their lungs until eight P. M. that night for Christ's sake.
I have had it with Mark Haines interviewing some 70 year old analyst with a message " that because after two years the Bond yield has skyrocketed to an unbelievable 6.04 % the markets will collapse ". Especially coming from an individual who's only purpose in life at this point is looking for a place to pi-- and try and remember names.
I have had it with the Hippy Dippy weather man talking as if someone has stuck a G.D. poker up his a-- and will not remove it until he says whatever it is he has to say in 15 seconds or less. Giving some weather report as if people like me who have just lost $250,000 the previous day give a rats ass whether anyone can get from Des Moines to Tulsa that day, geez!
I have had it with Ron whatever the angelic choir boy that is chirping when I relieve myself in the morning and trying to pass himself off as if he came from the loins of John Maynard Keynes making such earth shattering statements as - a crisis is at hand because the Rubel might be devalued and Russia's 50 million dollar economy might collapse.
I have had with Mr. Senile himself and his insipid running mate coming on after the exasperating Squawk Box and repeating everything that has just been said the previous three hours. I am surprised he remembers how to get there everyday.
I have had it with David Faber and Joe Kernan, two guys that hang around that oblong desk like balls on a dog and utter nothing but negative comparisons of how AOL's valuation relates to smaller entities such as France, Italy and Spain. As for the brain, Faber may have one, I have just yet to see it. I do know that he has a grill that would snag a maggot off a Gut Wagon.
I am sick of Ron Insana, obviously a man suffering from a bad case of Compensatory lengthening. This man is without a doubt the most cynical human being I have ever run across. I am sick of his proverbial response when some young analyst has something positive to say about the market - " I realize you are positive but what would it take to change your mind " Jesus Christ maybe a nuclear attack on Wall Street would do it.
I am sick of the Bond Babe becoming delirious when ever the bond yield moves up a tick. She is nothing but a over weight douche bag who's entire life is measured by two or three ticks on a bond move. I am sick of her using terms like TANKING when the Dow is down a mere 83 points. I am sick of her talking about 3 or 4 Fed moves when only a BIAS has been mentioned. In summary, I am pretty well sick of the entire troupe that gets it's thrill sitting around watching the S & P futures dipping deeper and deeper in the red and knowing that clearly half the investing public is on the verge of loosing their ass.
Now if there is anyone else n the congregation who agrees with the above, say AMEN!
From the porch,
Voltaire |
