Turd Worhsippers's standard responses to short-sellers,
Volume I:
1. Big news on the way, better cover now
2. You can have unlimited losses
3. I am going to turn you into the SEC
4. The company is going to sue you
5. I talked with the company, and they said you are wrong
6. All that is old news
7. Financial statements just reflect the past, I am investing for the future
8a. I am a long-term investor and don't care that the stock is down today
8b. The stock is up today, so that proves you are wrong
9. They have the patents that control this market
10. Everyone call in their Certificates, and we will have a squeeze
11. Nobody cares about the failures and convictions management had in the past, this time is different
12. This stock could go to a hundred
13. I hear (fill in the name of larger broker) is sniffing around and will soon pick up coverage.
14. AOL/MSFT/INTC/YHOO might buy them
15. The analyst is not influenced by investment banking relationships/warrants/cheap stock
16: This pullback is just a buying opportunity.
17: Only the weak hands are selling.
18: You will never see prices this low again, better cover.
19: You fool, earnings and revenues don't matter for internet stocks.
20: So, what if they are losing money, look how much AMZN lost.
21: A high short interest is good, cause they must eventually cover and buy more.
22: Herb Greenburg is being paid by (Rocker Partners, Mr. Pink, etc. etc.)
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